Very funny

A married woman entered a pharmacy, walked 2 d pharmacist looked straight in to his eyes & said, "I would like 2 buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS" The bewildered pharmacist asked,"why, what for? The lady replied, "I need it 2 poison my Husband. The Pharmacist shouted, "Lord have mercy, its against d law" its a sin, Absolutely not, shouted d lady. She reached in to her bag & pulled out a picture of her Husband in bed with d pharmacist Wife. The pharmacist looked at d picture & screamed, Why didn't u tell me you had a Prescription? Yea, it is on sale (Buy one get one free)......