20 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear(she'll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she's important to you
True or false

PARENTAL ADVICE TO GIRLS. very funny

PRY 1-6:-  Don't play too much in school okay?

JSS1-3:-  face ur book n remember d daughter of whom u re

SSS1-2:-   Don't mind boys o, face ur book, " book b4 boys cos boys bring babies"

SSS3:-  You must not get boys on your mind, let University be on ur mind now

100L:-  University boys are dangerous, most of dem are cultist, beware of dem,                   don't give dem chance at all dey are opportunist, faworaja niwon o

200L:  Advice decreases

300L:- Wen u greet ur parents good day, their reply would be "awon oko yin    nko?" meaning how are your husband, dem don dey use style style tell u to attach      urself be dat

400L:-My daughter, I hope you are not too harsh on guys, ehn, we've not seen any of them following u home, hmmm, no follow dem do CAREER Women o 

Graduate:- Ile obinrin kii pe su, women are like rose flower. They wither with tym, find urself a maaaan!!! 3-4yrs after Graduation: u go just hear their names on Heart n Soul on Star FM "Good evening presenter, I am 29-yr old lady of natural endowment. I am black , bold and beautiful. Please link me with a workin class n God fearing man between the ages of 30 and 35, my number is 08032179774.
Night calls allowed...........God forbid for me o ....what of u

TEN COMMANDMENT FOR WOMEN!!!

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parents house.

2. Don't wait for a man before you start living.
You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.

3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others
and you are not special.

4. Don't entertain a wrong number call,
especially at night. Its not the right way to find a lover.

5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take
breakfast and avoid sweets.

6. Dress well: impression count. People will
judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.

7. Don't use sex as proof of love. Sex is no proof of love, he'll leave you after the sex.

8. Don't marry for the money, else you'll
become one of his possessions.

9. Add value to yourself - get a career. Don't be
fooled that a man will solve all your problems.

10. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you
have, you'll lose your place to someone beautiful, better, more matured and competent than you.

True or false??