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Monday 4 August 2014

PARENTAL ADVICE TO GIRLS. very funny




PRY 1-6:-  Don't play too much in school okay?

JSS1-3:-  face ur book n remember d daughter of whom u re

SSS1-2:-  
 Don't mind boys o, face ur book, " book b4 boys cos boys bring babies"

SSS3:-
  You must not get boys on your mind, let University be on ur mind now

100L:
-  University boys are dangerous, most of dem are cultist, beware of dem,                   don't give dem chance at all dey are opportunist, faworaja niwon o

200L:
  Advice decreases

300L:-
Wen u greet ur parents good day, their reply would be "awon oko yin    nko?" meaning how are your husband, dem don dey use style style tell u to attach      urself be dat

400L:-
My daughter, I hope you are not too harsh on guys, ehn, we've not seen any of them following u home, hmmm, no follow dem do CAREER Women o 

Graduate:- Ile obinrin kii pe su, women are like rose flower. They wither with tym, find urself a maaaan!!! 3-4yrs after Graduation: u go just hear their names on Heart n Soul on Star FM "Good evening presenter, I am 29-yr old lady of natural endowment. I am black , bold and beautiful. Please link me with a workin class n God fearing man between the ages of 30 and 35, my number is 08032179774.
Night calls allowed...........God forbid for me o ....what of u

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